| AUT University | Unity as virtue. | Ruin E.T. suavity. |
| Lincoln University | Instil no virulency. | Lyric tunnel vision. |
| Massey University | Many verity issues. | Issue vain mystery. |
| Yes, suave ministry. | Vanity uses misery. |
| University of... | | |
| Auckland | Funky education rivals. | Void unluckier fantasy. |
| Cranky dutiful evasion. | Value funky indicators. |
| Canterbury | Busy activity forerunner. | Verify barren unctuosity. |
| Verify enunciatory burst. | Survey fancy rettribution. |
| Terrify tenuous vibrancy. | Verificatory buy stunner. |
| Otago | Groovy safe tuition. | Vanities forgot you. |
| Too foreign suavity. | Got noisy favourite. |
| Waikato | Weak visionary outfit. | Outwait freaky vision. |
Victoria University of
Wellington | Triviality continues overflowing. | Fictitiously overviolent warning. |
| Wanting overlicentious frivolity. | Swiftly reviling neurotic ovation. |
| Now invitingly costlier favourite. | Won infuriating loveliest victory. |
